Pro Jank Footy Stadiums & Hazards
Four stages, plenty of ways for the ground to join the joke.
Official feature lists call out four iconic stadiums, each with quirks, hazards, and surprises. Exact hazard tables belong to launch discovery; this guide explains how to think about grounds so you are not shocked when the oval itself becomes a character.
Why stadiums matter
In a pure sim, venues change dimensions and weather. In Pro Jank Footy, venues also participate in comedy. A hazard that mildly annoys in Normal Footy can become devastating—or hilarious—when stacked with rule-rewrite cards from the Power-Ups Hub.
Mental models for four grounds
Without spoiling every gag, prepare for categories like:
- Visibility stress — particles, props, or crowd mess that punish tunnel vision.
- Traversal stress — surfaces or obstacles that change sprint timing.
- Scoring geometry stress — layouts that interact with extra-posts fantasies.
- Spectator stress — background chaos that distracts humans more than AI.
Practice the same drill from Controls on different grounds once you unlock them; input lag in your brain is real when the wallpaper is screaming.
Party hosting tips
Before a set, announce the stadium like a wrestling venue. It sets tone. If a friend tilts at hazards, rotate back to a calmer ground or drop into Kick-to-Kick to reset moods. More hosting craft sits in Multiplayer.
Season planning
Some boss themes will feel crueler on certain stages. If a run keeps dying on the same ground-gimmick combo, adjust your deck using Deck Building rather than blaming a single missed tackle.
Related pages
The ball is oval. The ground should be allowed to be dishonest too.
Venue drafting for parties
Draft stadiums like you draft maps in other party games: each player vetoes one hazard style they hate, then randomly pick among the rest. Veto culture prevents endless menu arguments and keeps pads in hands. If everyone vetoes everything, default to whichever ground looks calmest on the preview thumbnail and move on.
Content creators
If you record, label the stadium in the video title. Future you—and this wiki’s later hazard tables—will thank present you. Pair footage with card category callouts from Power-Ups Overview so viewers learn systems while they laugh.
Pairing grounds with clubs
Readable kits matter more on busy grounds. If a hazard category leans on particle mess, prefer louder jumpers from Clubs and Teams and shorten guest matches until eyes adjust. Season players should note which stadiums appear before boss-themed fixtures so deck pivots happen with context, not panic.
Practice drills on unfamiliar grounds
- One Normal Footy half focusing only on tracking your kit through particles.
- One half focusing on disposal timing when traversal feels sticky.
- One Pro Jank set where you call out hazard interactions after each goal gift.
Those drills beat reading spoilers. Pair them with Controls and Clubs and Teams so jumper contrast and input timing arrive together. Season Mode players should jot which ground preceded a swingy loss—sometimes the oval, not the deck, authored the punchline.
Hosting tips for stadium nights
Rotate grounds the same way you rotate anthems. If one venue causes motion discomfort, veto it without a debate about “meta.” Handheld Switch sessions may need docked rescue when hazards plus cards overwhelm the screen—see Platforms. Keep snacks and Watch Mode ready for guests who want the comedy without the thumb tax.
After the first chaotic night
Jot which ground felt funniest versus which felt unfair. Unfair often means unreadability, not a broken mode—swap kits, shorten halves, or veto that venue next time. Share notes in Discord only after you verify the channel via the Links Hub. Then return to Season Mode with a calmer plan.
Frequently Asked Questions
Quick answers about Pro Jank Footy modes, power-ups, and platforms.
How many stadiums are there?
Four, according to official feature lists.
Do hazards appear in Normal Footy?
Expect venue personality across modes; intensity may differ when cards are disabled.
Can I pick stadiums in every mode?
Follow in-game menus—exhibition modes typically offer more free choice than scripted climbs.
Will you add named hazard tables later?
Yes once launch materials make accurate lists possible.